Big Strad Mac(For My Old Pal Al) Poem by Dónall Dempsey

Big Strad Mac(For My Old Pal Al)

Rating: 5.0


Still the tantalising historical
un-answered question

what was the secret formula
used to varnished a Stradivarius?

Now in his hometown
Stradivarius’s workshop

has become a hamburger
joint

courtesy of
McDonalds.

Years from now
still the tantalising historical
un-answered question

what did McDonalds
put in their burgers

to f**k up
our digestion.

“Yes please...
large that
& extra fries
please! ”

COMMENTS OF THE POEM

Any poem that can praise Stradivari and diss McDonalds at the same time gets a 10 in my book.

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Scarlett Treat 24 January 2008

Sawdust....horse meat...and tofu! IN the Big Macs, not the Strad Varnish!

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Dónall Dempsey

Dónall Dempsey

Curragh Camp, Co. Kildare, Eire.
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