Treasure Island

George Hunter


Betty's Tattoo


There was a young couple
Named Betty and Billy.
Who always liked doing
Some thing very silly.

Bill's birthday came up
So she thought, Oh Boy!
I'll get him a present
That he's sure to enjoy.

She went to the tattoo parlor
And told them, "I seek
A great big "B" inked
On the rear of each cheek."

Billy came home and
Sat in his chair
And Betty waltzed in
Sans her underwear.

"I've got a big birthday
Surprise for you, Hon.
A new tattoo placed
Right here on my bun."

She bent way over so
He could see it much better
Billy took his time
And examined each letter.

He said, "It looks like they did
A mighty fine job
But who in the hell
Is this guy named BoB! "

Submitted: Sunday, February 05, 2012
Edited: Wednesday, May 02, 2012
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