Beer Here Poem by Ima Ryma

I am an animal house bro
In a college fraternity.
Medical tests on me did show
I am an auto brewery.
Somehow a yeast fungus got in
My tummy and made me ferment
Real beer bellied under my skin.
My frat bros thought this heaven sent.
'It's party time, ' the bros cheered out,
'We have got a bunch of free beer! '
I felt my tummy twitch - no doubt.
The bros intentions were not clear.

I thought they were pulling my leg.
But then they tapped me like a keg.