Beautiful Bottom Burps Poem by Stephen Katona

Beautiful Bottom Burps

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My wife is a music teacher,
So I'm proud to play a tune,
Like a well trained singer,
That fills the whole room.

I hope she'll join me for a duet,
Together we'd sound fine,
Proudly playing on a stage,
Where lots of posh people dine.

Each with spoon in hand,
Their onion soup slurping,
The look in their eyes tells me,
They love our bottom burping.

Saturday, July 5, 2014
Topic(s) of this poem: humour
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Bri Edwards 26 April 2015

bottom burping? ? a British idiom, is it? Beans Become Bottom Burping I could blame it on milk, or on the cheese, but I think it was bean curry I was slurping... while dining with Valsa [the cute PH tease]... that caused my awful bottom burping, and … brought other diners..... DOWN to their knees! bri :)

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