Auguste Rodin In The Usa Poem by Elena Plotkin

AND maybe MAD magazine readers as well! :) bri you snagged me again with the title.

if i had been a more able student i would have today my B.S. instead i only had my bachelorhood upon getting 'excused' from college in my senior year [nothing to do with beer]. of course, some since have referred to me and my ways, using the initial b.s., but it don't stand for Bachelor of Science. a very worthy poem, for art-lovers and humor-lovers and maybe MADD members. i would think 'we' could drop the -ING from KEGGING, but you may know the terminology better than i do, young lady. thanks for sharing. and thanks for the sobering poet's note as well. :) bri