Attention: All You Lonely Men Poem by David McLansky

Attention all you lonely men,
If you're looking for a friend,
Someone you can really trust,
Who has a truly regal bust;
Someone great in understanding,
A frequent flyer with some crash landings;
Someone loyal who likes to cook,
Someone with a saucy look;
Someone really good in bed
Who remembers every word's that said;
Someone frank, and bold and witty,
Someone sweet, and kind, and pretty;
A sassy lass of forgiving mind,
Who looks good too from behind;
A woman with a college degree:
Then may I present Miss Julie McCrea