Aliens Are Invading Poem by Storm Pedersen

Somebody’s invading the U.S.A
But who would do that?

The aliens
That’s who

They’re running with razors
And skipping along with tazors

Those humans that love to hunt
Have got themselves guns
Locked and loaded with tranquilizers

While those humans that enjoy styling hair
Have fully sharpened scissors
To cut a limb off

And those humans that go to school
Have fully sharpened pencils
Ready to stab an eye ball out

That is
If it all comes down to that

But wait!
The aliens have declared war
War against the humans

But who will win?
Now that
Is the question

Then again
What if neither does
What if neither would win

Yes indeed
That would make the most sense

For neither species
Are not all that bright