Adolph Hitler And 17 Of His Children Are Alive & Well Poem by Luke Easter

November 9, should be the final table at the World Series Of Poker,
Defrauding a Holocaust Fund is a crime on par with Batman’s Joker,
17 are charged with stealing 42 Million but it is not from the trickster,
The only thing left is that they actually are children of, 'Adolph Hitler.'

The thieves were charged in federal court with a long running scam,
Some of the fraudulent claims date back to a 1993 leak in the dam,
As stamps from around the world adorn the processing center’s hall,
Conference on Jewish Material Claims Against Germany helped all.

Well, more than 5,500 fraudulent claims were approved for bogus pay,
AKA the, “Claims Conference” kept a portion of the funds the feds say,
Yet, If ever there was an enterprise to be immune from criminal greed,
Image Nazi persecutions and torture only, a small portion were freed.

Many poor and elderly survivors depend on assistance from the fund,
Thankful the days of beatings and gas chambers were over and done,
These charges capped an investigation that began in December 2009,
When some of those officials began to realize not everything was fine.

Suspecting foul play they sought out knights in shinning armor, the FBI,
Their in depth investigation uncovered not a few but thousands of lies,
Administration of the Article 2 and the Hardship Fund’s were designed,
To help former Soviet Bloc residents and Jews who hid a piece of mind.

6 employees processed false applications from some who weren’t born,
And never experienced the days of Nazi occupation in areas worn & torn,
Those who had to flee their homes by leaving all of their property behind,
Only to barely get out alive but with not even as much as one thin dime.

And here’s something a little humorous that stood out from today’s news,
One of the outside conspirators recruited, get this, was not even a Jew,
Fake identification such as passports, birth certificates, what else to tell?
How about this, “Adolph Hitler And 17 Of His Children Are Alive & Well.”