Acronyms Poem by gershon hepner

She taught me laughing, rolling on the floor,
acronyming it as rofl,
salad days with her I think are more
than merely mayonnaised kartoffel.

When she is laughing off her lovely arse
she chooses acronym lmbao,
but adds that if I ever make a pass
she’ll scratch me painfully, meow.

She tells me that that she laughs her lemons off,
that’s lmlo, causing lips to p-cker;
rejected by her, I’m inclined to scoff,
but know she’ll call me motherf-cker.


Tai educated me regarding the Da Vinci code behind three of her acronyms:
rofl - rolling on the floor laughing
lmbao - laughing my beautiful arse off
lmlo - laughing my lemons off.

4/5/06