Awsome Wells Dickenson Poems

Why buy a woolen scarf
Why not throw a Sheep around your neck
If people say hello
Squeeze the Sheep and Baa, Baa, Baa
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The late Billy Bright was no neuter-
No Faggot, no Fairy, no fruiter
Where ten thousand Virgins
Succumbed to his urgin's
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I'll warm these nuts
That give you plenty
Shine your rose red apples, aplenty
My sperm i'll release
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Dog Spelt Backwards Is God


Dog spelt backwards is a canine epiphany
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while farking one night, indian firoze
his wifes nipples in his ears stark
then he had his thumb in her plum,
he could hear something obscene
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Sass Madelien unter den Aestchen
Und speilt' mit dem Knableinmastchen,
Dem nielichen Zweck-
Bald ist der Kranz weg:
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Mary, Mary, quite contrary, 'Mary'-
Was attacked by a man in her garden
When he'd done, he said, 'come'-
On now, have some fun!
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Her eyes shone bright
Like a reflection of shooting stars
In a night filled with elves
With burning eyes
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You get your little thing out
And you wave it all about
Oh Hokey Pokey, Pokey
Oh Hokey Pokey, Pokey
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Remember when you first saw me mummy
I cried out, hello mummy
Say hello to your little Mother Fucker
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