A Young Girl From Butte Poem by George Hunter

There was a young girl from Butte
Who was exceedingly cute.
—She lured all the boys
—Away from their toys
And then she gave them the boot.

Then one night she went on a toot
And danced on the bar in her birthday suit.
—Cops picked her up for wearing no clothes,
—She pleaded guilty to indecent expose
That's what happens when you're a hottie,
You have to show off your sexy body.
—It don't matter where
—As long as they stare
While you parade around sans your underwear.