A Rhinoceros Is Always Nicer-Ous Poem by Patti Masterman
A Rhinoceros Is Always Nicer-Ous
A rhinoceros is large because
His behind, gargantuan; just coz,
His eyes myopic- I'm just saying;
Not being a racialist, dismayin'.
His bite his bark, wherever he wants
He parks or farts, and hugely haunts
Amongst the crocodiles, with taunts-
A rhinoceros is always nicer-ous
Mostly when far away, from us.
Haha, thanks Kyle I did not know it was Seuss' birthday, though it's possible I saw his name somewhere and it inspired me to write a silly verse, subconsciously! thanks for commenting and telling me. :)
I thought of a whimsical line 2 for this....(please take with copious portions of salt) ....he stands More ground than dandelion fuzz.....I like the whole poem though it reminds one of Dr Suss who's Birthday it was when you wrote this....anyway it made me smile....so I had to tell you.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
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4/19/2024 6:56:53 AM # 1.0.0.1119
Glad to know the funny-bone still has a tickle or two! ! ! Loved it.