A Red Head With Red Eyes From Memphis Poem by Allan James Saywell

Who was the most unusual lady you have encountered Tom
Well Dick it was a Woman from Memphis
We'd been drinking all day
We were both pissed and randy
It was night when we arrived at the motel
What nationality was she Tom
She said she was Cuban Dick
Well she had been smoking Cuban cigars all day
Anyway we secured a room and got settled
Every thing was hot and on fire
We were both smoking
I didnt' know you smoked Tom
No, no Dick, we were hot for each other
Well why didnt you say so Tom
Well anyway she threw me on my back
And climbed on board
Then she flicks off the light and bingo
Bingo what Tom
Well Dick she had two bright red eyes
Shining in the dark
You only see that in Dogs Tom
Your right Dick, that is why i threw her off and bolted
There is something strange about Women from the south
Oh hello Harry, didnt' know you were listening