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A Mad Grandma by Herbert Nehrlich

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Herbert Nehrlich
(04 October 1943 / Germany)
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A Mad Grandma
 
  'You insufferable small prick,
I will go get my walking stick,
I will beat your thick hide
'til the inside's outside
you are not the litter's best pick.'

Herbert Nehrlich


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Elysabeth Faslund (7/7/2007 5:38:00 AM)
Jeeez! She slapped you with a challenge so early in life! Get with it or suffer my 'grandma handling' of you! Grandma is the one person not to fool around with...she's old enough to make your young life a terror. But then, you miss her when she's gone. Irony. This is good, good, good! ! xxElysabeth
Patricia Gale (4/1/2006 9:24:00 PM)
Sounds like my Granny! Funny reminder

Patricia Gale

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