A Little Ditty Poem by Sandra Martyres
A Little Ditty
He was caught looking at a hooker
It landed him in a pressure cooker
With his wife letting out the steam
Now he is under house arrest
Until he can pass the roving eye test
With his wife as the examiner
Three weeks have passed uneventfully
He is the dutiful husband, yours obediently
With his wife still watching over ominously
I can't stop laughing (can't even type- gasp) first I read your poem and then the genius wit beneath it; 'unhappy wife, unhappy life' which I adore, and have never heard before. Enjoyed your poem immensely, Sandra.
lovely humor...pressure cooker...steam...house arrest...a roving eye test...examiner....lovely to read
ha ha ha.....thanx for introducing the humorous sandra, dear.....
a roving eyes of a philanderer always tries to hook a hooker, but the alert spouse caught him before his pants went down, my god she must have pummelled him and made a mince meat of him.10 nice write
thnx for reviving my sense of humour at this hour...
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I would like to translate this poem
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4/16/2024 1:57:40 AM # 1.0.0.1119
HAHA......Can't say, 'Been there'.......but if I could, I know just where he'd be. Unhappy wife, unhappy life! .... world now filled with pain and strife. Better hide the butcher knife.........is the advice from me. Good one Sandra! Keeps us on out toes...'Yes Dear' .haha