There was a young woman from Bude
Went for a swim in the nude
Along came a shark
Out for a lark
That`s how her nipples got chewed.
A woman named Alice McGuffy
Was prim, proper and stuffy
Till a fellow named Rex
Introduced her to sex
And now she just cant get enoughy
An old lady from Abergaveny,
Knickers she couldn`t afford any,
People said what a shame
But that lovely old dame/
Said “It`s quicker when spending a penny”.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
LOL! ! ! ! ! I laughed so hard at these! ! I wrote a limerick once called...Goosefeathers...It's probably a good thing I altered a few words...otherwise...I might have gotten censored! Hugs, Dee