A Happy Man Poem by Randy McClave

Give me a woman, and sex
Don't make her a beauty or complex,
Make her destiny just to satisfy me
Then a happy man I would surely be,
Then maybe this woman, I won't want as an ex.

Give me a woman who won't complain
A woman whom I think that is not entirely insane,
If you can make that a promise or a guarantee
Then a happy man I would definitely be,
My desires and my dreams, I would no longer restrain.

Give me a woman who will not fight
Who will not argue with me, or kick or bite,
A soul that is gentle, and would not hurt a flea
Then a happy man I would certainly be,
Then to fall asleep peacefully, each and every night.

Give me a woman without any daughters
Then on a boat we can sail alone upon the waters,
Never would we argue or even disagree
Then a happy man I assuredly would be,
Just to know of sex, and peace, and no plotters.

Randy L. McClave