David McLansky

Freshman - 992 Points (5/24/1944 / New York City)

A Good Thing? - Poem by David McLansky

While sautéing shallots in your omelet pan,
Sprayed first with canola Pam,
I learned that you had a one-night stand,
Did you use a condom made of lamb?

In the same report I sadly learned,
As I added quail eggs and salted ham,
That you admitted to having sex texted,
What were the rituals you requested?

At a ménage a trios you demurred
It was an error you inferred
Did K-Mart’s Queen of haute cuisine
Baste with butter Paula Deen?

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  • Gold Star - 10,083 Points Heather Wilkins (9/1/2013 3:02:00 PM)

    a good write I had to smile clever I like the baste with butter like Paula Deen (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Friday, June 28, 2013

Poem Edited: Saturday, June 29, 2013


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