A Cat's Secret Life Poem by James Donovan

When people talk about their cats
they often wax profound
about the many attributes
with which their pets abound.

But they neglect to mention
the many hidden quirks,
the things that many cats use
to justify their smirks.

For cats have many secrets
they will not share with you
they'll simply grin and walk away
and plan what next to do.

Should they decide to pester you
They'll annoy you all day long
Or they will act so innocent
You'll wonder what is wrong.

Some cats are mischief makers
some others act serene
don't ever think that cats are dumb
their minds are very keen.

Cats have many hidden thoughts
that humans never learn
They know just how to pleasure you
and make your heart to turn,

From putting up with this old cat
to loving him instead
and letting him sit on your lap
or even in your bed.

And when you talk about your cat
You'll brag of him with pride
And when you do, his job is through
Then he'll be satisfied.