A Burping Fart Poem by Silence Dogood

A Burping Fart



I had to fart I couldnt hold it in.
The bubbly gas hiding within.
It came out a stench so incredibly great.
Like a rotten banana on an empty plate.

It stank of cheese and rotten pickles.
As it enters your nose your spine it prickles.
Then the worst thing happened I burped so loud.
It was a great way to silence a crowd.

The cheese flavour I tasted in my mouth.
Coming back from the trip down south.
Everyone stared like I was retarted.
Just because I burped and farted.

Written with the help of Jasmin

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
*Trusting You* 23 November 2008

wow this is so different from anything I have read of yours. very funny. good job. Crystal

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Saint Cynosure 23 November 2008

Kyla it is fun to read something so gassy...

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Carmen Johnson 22 April 2009

Great laugh, great poem..

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Teresa Dearing 04 April 2009

that is what I expect from someone your age, not war, drugs or death....Cute, a little gross, but a good poem never the less. T

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James Mclain 22 March 2009

You do a very good job on a subject that is a favorite of mine.. .way to go..what..b..iip

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Monkey Mendez 07 December 2008

Nice imagery! I can smell it over here!

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Whitney Nicole Albright* 24 November 2008

This is hilarious. You made me laugh. Good job.

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