4 Letter Words(A Not So Funny Story) Poem by Edwin Drood

Banta and Preeto got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, Preeto immediately called her mother.
Her mother asked, 'How was the honeymoon? '
'Oh, mama, ' she replied, 'the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic...'
Suddenly she burst out crying. 'But, mama, as soon as we returned Banta started using the most horrible language...things I`d never heard before!
I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You`ve got to come get me and take me home.... Please mama! '
'Preeto, Preeto, ' her mother said, 'calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words? '
'Please don`t make me tell you, mama, ' wept Preeto, 'I`m so embarrassed they`re just too awful! Come get me, please! '
'You must tell me what has you so upset....Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words! '
Still sobbing, Preeto said, 'Oh, mama...words like DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK...! '