.3. Slim Pickings Poem by David Threadgold
.3. Slim Pickings
When did I last have a biscuit?
It seems such a long time ago
My barrel is lacking its contents
This diet is going so slow
When did I last see a cream cake?
Or spread peanut butter on bread
I crave for a large chocolate muffin
But settle for salad instead
When did I last toast a crumpet?
With butter for afternoon tea
If I don’t get off this strict diet
You’ll not see a lot more of me
© 2008 David Threadgold
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He! He! He! Lovely piece. I'm still laughing over this one. Wonderful stuff. You have lifted up my afternoon. Love and hugs Ernestine XXX
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4/25/2024 10:29:09 AM # 1.0.0.1119
oh noooo... this is hilarious. Just been discussing the need to lose a few - I shall be thinking of this poem in a couple of weeks! Good one :)