Percy Dovetonsils Poems

of the North
wanted to be
a movie star
but did not know it
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Now I am old
I think back
to my youth
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Everyone said
we were the cutest couple,
and if you don't believe me,
just look at the photos.
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I used to shop there
all the time
and it was always crowded
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Who's in charge
with nine days to go?

Is it somebody orange
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Buzz Aldrin, Space Imperialist,
discovers a tiny brown lesion
on the end of his nose.
he uses his wife’s
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As far as I can tell
I’m the last guy I know
who worked through
his suicidal depression
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I'll tell you why I wear this tie,
and why I'm so well groomed.

My appearance gives its lie
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I just don’t care
the way I used to
what you’ve got
between your
lines.
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At the same time
Shakespeare’s sister,
Shakespeare’s brilliant,
pregnant, sister,
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