Once upon a toilet wall

Once upon a toilet wall
I penned my poems and scribbled my scrawl..
I wrote of life
and I wrote of death,
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Shhhish!
I hear here coming!
Only 2 poem clicks away from finding me now!
Please don't tell her I'm here,
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I got myself a body bag
and climbed in nice and neat,

because I know how mad my mom will be
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'Around the rock I ran, ' I said
and practiced all my R's.
'Sweeet sister Sally seems so sad',
I lisped, though I tried hard.
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Where the sun and stars
will never shine
and it rains upon this world,
that's where I left my love life
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The other day
while I was walkin,
it dawned on me
in verse I’m talkin!
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Whose apartment this is
I think I know.
She's inside making noise though.
So she will not see me stopping here
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I used to be self conscious,
My nose was really big!
I broke it nearly fifteen times
I looked just like a pig.!
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My parents threw me out today!
and I just can't figure why,
I'm well behaved, I'm such a good kid
and I'm only 55
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Would you still love me,
would you want me,
Would you dream of me every night?
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Willl you be my cherry pie!
my little sweet
my honey desire.!
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1. She begins her message with no possessive greeting-

Instead of:
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I loved my little pony
that my mother bought for me.

I loved my little pony
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When my teacher called me a poet,
she must've been insane!
There's not an ounce of poetry
inside my empty brain!
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The day I became a poet,
I remember it oh so well.
I was sitting on the toilet
and my life was going to hell!
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March of 2006,
and I'm posting poems,
good poems! the best I've written! .
They're exploding into my head faster then jet puffed popcorn in my microwave
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'Oh sure, she's gonna love you,
all the rest of your lonely life!

and she'l tell you that she needs you
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'You can't cry over spilled milk'
my mother always said.
'Life's not a piece of cake'
she hammered in my head!
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Today's my 30th birthday,
and I feel just like I'm dead,

so I went to see my doctor,
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March of 2007,
and I'm posting poems,
Good poems! the best I've written! .
They're exploding into my head faster than jet puffed popcorn in my microwave
...