Nicola Kelly

I love a bargain

I joke with friends by saying,
Guess how much this cost,
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Why do I feel SAD

As we call time on summer,
With Winters dark nights so cold,
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As a kid was never the trimmest,
You could call it puppy fat,
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You say sweet I say brilliant

I say brilliant,
When I think its great,
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Message in a bottle

My heart spills over onto the page,
As I write the words I dare,
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Lady Luck

We have all met her in,
Our lives some not so many,
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Beyond reasonable doubt

The story revealed to the court,
Was that of a  young boy,
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There's a rat in the kitchen

Casually strolled in the kitchen,
Oh my God it's a Rat,
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50 shades of imagination

He is tall, dark and handsome,
Muscley with a tan,
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There was a girl called Nicky,
About her food wasn't particularly picky,
Surprising what cooks in the microwave,
When licking her lips with a food crave,
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Suitcase full of dreams

Packing my bikini, shorts, t-shirts and,
Sun cream, just a few of the,
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Deja vu

Have you ever thought that before,
I have been to this place,
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Mina's Thirst

Mina's thirst for blood quenched as she fed,
Now a fully fledged member of the living dead,
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Monsters Ball

Each Halloween the doors of evil open to,
Ghosts, monsters, witches, ghouls intent to fright,
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There is a Panda called Lee-loo,
And all she does is eat bamboo,
Paired with Loo-lee to breed,
Finally got down to the deed,
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In the twinkle of your eyes......

In your eyes I can see,
What I and you mean to me.
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My Grandpa stands six feet tall,
He keeps embarrassing us all,
By wearing shorts so tight,
Hanging out not a pretty sight,
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Is anybody there

Did you hear what I said,
Sorry I am listening to you,
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Sense of self

He was a man of great wealth,
In a mansion living by hisself,
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Mrs Bean

If there were only a table,
With a glass on top,
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