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I almost died when my mother gave birth to me. I came out feet first, and to this day I love going barefoot,
but I'll pass on the pregnant biz. I done did that and almost died of
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  • '''My friend thinks he's smart. He said onions
    are the only food that make you cry.
    So I threw a coconut at his face'''
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  • '''Nobody understands my obsession with fictional men'''
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  • '''And those who were seen dancing
    were thought to be insane
    by those who could not hear the music'''
    -F. Nietzsche
  • '''My friend called to tell me she's having a baby,
    and I told her I'm having tacos for lunch
    so she's probably crying right now since I won'''
  • ''i wish i had an elephant''
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  • Freshman - 1,235 Points Bull Hawking (11/7/2014 11:07:00 AM)

    Mandolin is one of the best poets ever to grace the PH pages but doesn't act like what she writes is scripture
    or Shakespeare even. The poems contain just the right amount of truth and randomness to qualify as real.

  • Rookie - 577 Points Frank Ovid (9/25/2014 9:06:00 PM)

    She's back Plum, relax.

  • Freshman - 1,226 Points Professor Plum (9/23/2014 5:16:00 PM)

    She didn't write any poems today. I wonder if she got run over by tractor or something. Lives in friggin' Idaho fer chrissakes. Who the heck lives in Idaho? Bears and farm animals? ;)

  • Veteran Poet - 3,204 Points Electric Lady (9/9/2014 6:44:00 PM)

    Duck Dynasty is cool and all
    But he ain't cool like Mandolyn
    She's a poet.

  • Freshman - 2,381 Points Diane Hine (8/9/2014 10:45:00 PM)

    A generous poet who gives so much of herself,
    Mandolyn writes with verve and warmth.

  • Gold Star - 11,765 Points Mandolyn ... (8/4/2014 9:21:00 PM)

    I love you all

  • Freshman - 1,251 Points Geoffrey Fafard (7/19/2014 2:39:00 AM)

    Mandee my poet thank you for the toast to bluebell the portuguese goat.Please raise your glass and have one to yourself from me, coz your writing puts a few more upwards creases around the corners of my mouth. Ta. Cheers.Geoffrey.

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