Luscious Larry ['The Big Wad'] (4/1/69 / Greece)
Biography of Luscious Larry
I was born in Greece and learned quickly that I needed to know how to fight. We were poor. I became a Pro wrestler so I could protect myself. The chicks really dig me now. I came over to the US in 1988 and started my career. I'm a little older now and have started to write poems about my experiences in the ring. I once wrestled for the US Championship in 1996. I lost. I also worked as a fry cook when times were tough. One thing I want to stress to you all is: WRESTLING IS NOT FAKE! !
Luscious Larry's Works:
None so far. I just started my new career in poetry.
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That Night in Philly
Obscenities cascade down on our heads
As his legs wrap around my head.
He's giving me The Scissor Squeeze.
I reach for the ropes growling cause
The Ref won't grant me time out.