Kelly Zender

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184 Things About Me... 1 - THE BASICS 2 - Name Kelly 3 - Gender Female 4 - Age 30 5 - Screen Name Cowbell 6 - Birthday Sept.10th 7 - Race White 8 - School/Grade Complete 9 - Job Coming soon 10 - Status Going to College 11 - Hometown Fergus Falls 12 - Current Town Fergus Falls 13 - Parents Still Together Nope 14 - Siblings 2 Sisters 1 Brother 15 - Pets 2 Cats 16 - Smoker Yes 17 - Drinker Yes 18 - Virgin No 19 - Orientation Single White Female 20 - Drugs On Occasion 21 - APPEARANCE 22 - Hair Color Brown 23 - Is it Dyed? It's trying to grow back 24 - Eye color Hazel 25 - Height 5'7' 26 - Style In Style 27 - Glasses/Contacts/None? All of the Above 28 - Freckles Beauty Marks 29 - Body Type Slender 30 - Shoe Size 8 31 - Piercings Navel, Tongue, Ears 32 - Want More? No 33 - Tatoos? No 34 - Want More? Yes 35 - Braces? No 36 - Overall Best Feature? My Attitude 37 - Overall Worst Feature? Being Victimized 38 - Do you get most of your traits from mom or dad? Both 39 - LIKES/DISLIKES 40 - Favorite Color Fucia 41 - Worst Color Blue 42 - Favorite Number 7 43 - Favorite Animal Cat 44 - Least Favorite Animal Worm 45 - Favorite Flower Pansy 46 - Favorite Food Steak with Cheese Sauce and Shrimp 47 - Worst Food Venesin 48 - Favorite Junk Food French Fries 49 - Worst Junk Food Anything too Greasy 50 - Favorite Restaraunt AppleBees 51 - Favorite Ice Cream Flavor Chocolate 52 - Favorite Candy Cherry Laffy Taffy 53 - Favorite Alcoholic Drink Beer 54 - Favorite NON Alcoholic Drink Sex On The Beach 55 - Worst Alcoholic Drink Tequila 56 - Worst NON Alcoholic Drink Long Island Tea 57 - Favorite Genre of Music Alternative 58 - Worst Genre Country 59 - Favorite Band/Artist Lucious Jackson 60 - Worst Band/Artist Don't know 61 - Favorite Song And Then He Kissed Me 62 - Worst Song Don't know 63 - Favorite Radio Station Any light Alternative Station 64 - Favorite Book The Final Encyclopedia (have not read it yet lol) 65 - Worst Book Don't read enough 66 - Favorite Type of Movie Action 67 - Worst Type of Movie Gore 68 - Favorite Movie 50 First Dates 69 - Worst Movie Ever Plan 9 From Outter Space 70 - Favorite TV Show Absolutly Fabulous 71 - Worst TV Show You know, that dumb one 72 - Favorite Season of the Year Fall 73 - Worst Season cross between winter and spring hate slush 74 - Best Friend Don't currently have one 75 - Worst Enemy Killers 76 - Favorite Day of the Week Wednesday 77 - Least Favorite Day of the Week Tuesday 78 - Favorite Sport Swimming all events 79 - Sport You Hate the horse game with the bat 80 - One thing you cant get enough of People 81 - One thing you hate more than anything Someone that's being and/or is Retarded 82 - LOVE LIFE 83 - Are You Single? Yupper 84 - If not, who is your bf/gf? N/A 85 - How Long Have You Been Together? N/A 86 - If You're Single, Do you Like It? Yupper 87 - Do You Have a Crush On Anyone Right Now? A couple Men 88 - First Kiss Don't go there 89 - Ever Kiss in the Rain? No 90 - In a Movie Theater? Yes 91 - Underwater? Yes 92 - First Love Don't have one Yet 93 - Have you ever Cheated on Anyone? Yes, but in my mind I was already done with the old one 94 - Been Cheated on? I'm sure 95 - Used Someone? No 96 - Been used? Probably 97 - Lied to your bf/gf? No 98 - Ever Made out With Just a Friend? Yes 99 - Ever Had Sex With Just a Friend? Yes 100 - Are You a Tease? No 101 - Do you Flirt a Lot? My Friends Say I Do, Don't Think I Do 102 - Longest Relationship 1 Year 103 - Shortest 1 Day 104 - Have you Ever Gotten a Poem? Yes 105 - Ever Get Flowers? Yes 106 - Sweetest Thing You've Ever Gotten My Diamonds 107 - Do you Like Valentine's Day or Sweetest Day? Sure Do 108 - Do you Believe in Love at First Sight? Yes 109 - Do you Believe in God, yes 110 - Do you Fall in Love Fast? Yes 111 - Are you a Player? No 112 - Would you ever Hook Up With Someone of the Same sex? NO 113 - Have You ever Kissed 2 People in One Day? No 114 - Kissed 2 People At One Time? No 115 - Had Sex with 2 People in One day? No 116 - Had sex with 2+ People at One Time? No 117 - Ever cried over someone of the opposite sex? Yes 118 - Ever Been Dumped? Yes 119 - Ever dumped someone? Yes 120 - Ever been rejected? I'm so sure, Yes 121 - Do you have a lot of ex's? No 122 - Are you a slut? No 123 - Ever been called one? No 124 - Ever dated someone more than once? No 125 - Do you ever make the first move? Yes 126 - Double dates or single? I'd love both 127 - Do you want to get married? Yes 128 - OPPOSITE SEX (what you're attracted to) 129 - Hair Color Brown 130 - Short or long? Short 131 - Style My Style Cool or His Style Cool if He's Cool 132 - Age 25-35 133 - Height 5'9-6'5' 134 - Weight slender 135 - Muscular Or Skinny Both 136 - Boxers or Briefs Both 137 - Do you care about looks? Well Yeah 138 - Other 139 - Can you drive? Yes 140 - Do You Have a Car? No, a Blazer 141 - Do you have a cell phone? Yes 142 - Are you online a lot? Yes 143 - Do you like gay/bi people? Don't Mind Them 144 - Can you speak another language? No 145 - Do you do well in school? Yes 146 - Do you collect anything? I Try, Just End Up With All Kinds of Junk 147 - Have an obsession? Don't Know 148 - Do you hate yourself? No 149 - Ever smile for no reason? All the Time 150 - Talk to yourself? Sometimes 151 - Do you have any regrets? Ex's 152 - Believe in magick? Yes 153 - Do you support gay marriage? Sure Why Not 154 - Sex before marriage? Well Yes, Wouldn't Tell Anybody That Though 155 - Do you trust people easily? Yes 156 - Forgive easily? Yes 157 - Do you have a secret no one knows? No 158 - Do you get along with your parents? Most of the Time 159 - What about other people? Most of the Time 160 - How do you vent your anger? Leave, Sleep, Scream At the Opposing Person 161 - Do you like George Bush? Sure 162 - Goal Before you die? All of Life has to Offer 163 - Biggest Fear Dying 164 - Biggest Weakness Peer Presure 165 - Do you play an instrument? I Try Piano 166 - What do you want to be when you grow up? LOL I'm a Grown Up And still Don't Know 167 - PERSONALITY TRAITS - Are you...168 - A bitch? Of Course 169 - A daydreamer? Yes 170 - Shy? Yes 171 - Talkative? Yes 172 - Energic? Yes 173 - Happy? Yes 174 - Depressed? Sometimes 175 - Funny? I Like to Think So 176 - Slutty? Nope 177 - Boring? At Times 178 - Mean? Not Very Often 179 - Nice? Yes 180 - Caring? Yes 181 - Trustworthy? Yes 182 - Confident? Usually 183 - Friendly? Always 184 - Smart? Meduim to High)

The Best Poem Of Kelly Zender

My Love

You have that eye for detail and usually forget the overall issue.
You know I’d never tie you down.
An individual separable part of something,
needing several items of information,
parts that together make up a whole.
Two people,
a specific task?
Facts about you,
items and events.
Decorate Love,
be very specific and include all of the particulars
covering every item.
Fail, unable to remember you.
Left you behind accidentally,
failed to give you due attention.
Stop, thinking and worrying of you.
Failed to mention,
you lost control
Somethings are not really very important
not worth worrying about.
You asked of me?
You’re the subject of concern.
Most important topic and discussion.
Dispute between two?
Find new things,
officially supplied,
officially denied.
Conflict and emotional distress.
Conclusion of the matter?
Under discussion,
one extremity to the other,
including everything
considered as a whole.
Were you disappointed with the results,
taking everything into account
Forgetting almost every waking day!

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