His Gemma
Sixty Seven years they were together,
until only death did part.
It is difficult for Him to deal with:
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The moon in shadow lay
in solstice's midnight hour.
Distant stars gave off dim light
how feeble seemed their powers.
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There were six of them, officer.
Each 800 pounds.
They had horns on their heads
and they moo'd mean and loud.
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Not on your lips,
No, not anytime soon.
Your mind has become
Like the dark side of the moon.
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I came with the wind,
with the wind I will go.
It has always been thus
And will ever be so.
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I said my plans out loud
and heard a deep throated chuckle.
I felt so foolish and exposed
and in a muckle of trouble.
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Duck Dynasty has been replaced
by the folks at “A” & “E”.
we’re “GLAAD” to hear they lost their spot
to Zeus and company.
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I have never been an advocate
Of “woman’s right to choose”
because I think an infant’s life
is too precious to lose.
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This is a Christmas time request
to join in a good deed.
I’m Giving a pint at Christmastime
To strangers who are in need.
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Father Time stood undefeated.
Bonds came close, but Barry Cheated.
Roger Clemens had a career for the ages
but oft fell prey to roid based rages.
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