Jane Delahunty

There once was a man called Fry,
Who was quite a curious bi.
He'd have all the men,
But now and again,
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Everytime I go in the kitchen,
I just get the shakes
It turns me on when I hear the noise that the microwave makes.
And when I'm making dinner,
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I wish I was born in the 80's
Like the Calvin Harris song
Because I love Mr. Slattery
Is the age difference so wrong?
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My hands have turned into
churning serpents slinking slackers wiggling
wormers up and down forgetful forwards
and forwards fingertipping the lipping inside the clues of that bubble
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There was once an Eng-a-lish teacher
Who had multiples of one feature
She had thirteen eyes,
A nose between her thighs
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There once lived a man called John,
Who didn't really feel he belonged.
For his feet were spoons,
Nails replaced his pubes,
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There once was a child named Jess,
Who wore such a pretty green dress.
But when she matured,
Certain things poured,
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