The life of Lincoln saved by Booth!
If truth, there must be something more.
John Wilkes killed Abraham - the truth.
New Jersey in the Civil War,
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Liberals preach to grow the State,
Expanding its bounds on welfare,
Saving the masses from a fate
Of elite who don't want to share.
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This gorilla girl, humans say
To me at the Lincoln Park Zoo,
Patty, a Happy Birthday.
In human years, I guess I'm two.
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Hedwig, the snowy owl, became
A Harry Potter feathered friend.
Harry gave her this awesome name,
That magic lore did recommend.
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A gorilla and a squirrel do
Meet under a shady oak tree.
They have a reserved spot for two,
Keeping each other company.
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In Central Park, New York City,
A young female, her body found.
A hit and run, what a pity.
No sign of family around.
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Greggery Peccary, a swine,
Whose adventure were sung by
Frank Zappa after too much wine,
Cuz G.P. was one crazy guy.
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Call me Kuzya, cuz Putin did
Give this Amur tiger that name.
To that bare chested guy, I bid
Farewell. He could not turn me tame,
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From Canada, the hubby went
To Florida on a biz trip.
When he got there - an email sent
To wifey, but due to some flip
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As a chimp I ponder, I do,
All the windows between me and
The humans at Lincoln Park Zoo.
Human kids do, I understand,
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