Ima Ryma Poems

A driver does a hit and run
Sometime ev'ry day of the year.
Just a quick moment and it's done.
Then forever, the guilt and fear.
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I am a Gloucester Severn eel,
And dreamed of serving my dear Queen
In a special lamprey pie meal
That she could get her teeth between,
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It is so hot - how hot is it?
From the fields flew ready pop corn.
Squirrels fan their nuts - lickety split.
Trees whistle for dogs to adorn.
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I know you're looking for a job,
And you'd be good in my small biz.
But government has dumped a gob
Of strangling red tape - sneaky tiz!
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'Tis only a matter of time
That someday, somehow, somewhere 'twill
Be an accident or a crime
That does cause nuclear spill.
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The Valley of Ten Thousand Smokes,
The aftermath of steam from ash
That a blown volcano evokes,
Spewing forth miles a fiery splash.
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Politicians may know the facts,
But pick and choose just how to use.
And in fact, pick up knicks and knacks,
In truth with lies, sorely abuse.
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Jenna Talackova is glam.
Now 23, was Walter once,
But felt life as a he was sham,
And made the sex change on all fronts.
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'If I, ' asked Marilyn Monroe,
'Can't be myself, who can I be? '
Such Monroeisms seemed to flow
From her lips so effortlessly.
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Dear Mr. Thomas Jefferson:
The Crown has received and has read
Your submitted Declaration
Of Independence, quaintly pled.
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