Ima Ryma Poems

An elephant and a giraffe
Were standing on a riverbank.
The elephant let out a laugh.
A turtle came by on a plank.
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Flight 1549, I will
Most certainly never forget.
Because of lots of luck and skill,
I survived the ditch of a jet
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Stonehenge stands on the British plain,
A monument to efforts past.
Centuries B.C., the campaign
To build a marvel that would last,
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A lot of folks are real upset.
A family of coons live in
A place where some would want to get
Rid of 'em. Let the plans begin
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Claudius, Emperor of Rome,
Banned his soldiers from being wed.
The Catholic Church was my home,
And I followed God's law instead.
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There once was a porcupine that
Wanted to find himself a bride.
Though almost as blind as a bat,
He searched throughout the countryside.
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My best friend, Chubb, and I had spent
The day at the old fishing hole.
We both were feeling quite content,
Catching fish warmed body and soul.
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Two brothers who had worked for years
As window washers were at work
Fifty stories high. Their worst fears
Happened when their scaffold did jerk.
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'Blest be the man that spares these stones.'
William Shakespeare in death did state.
'And curst be he that moves my bones.'
Warned the Bard in messing with fate.
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I was not at home and got lost.
A stranger took me to police.
But out of my fear and exhaust,
I did refuse to speak my piece.
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