Herbert Nehrlich Poems

Omaha Beach.
Who fought for freedom there?
Was there a single coward
or were they all like me?
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It was her uvula that bothered me the most.
Framed by two ugly ducklings labelled tonsils,
and keeping company of adenoidal crap
the whole menagerie was covered by a skin
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A girl by the name of Sonja
asked me 'do you have them on ya'
wants to see every poem
is just dying to know 'em
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The Indians of Manitoba
grew acres of Ginkgo Biloba.
but the squaws had a taste
made it into a paste
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And I agree, which makes a we
who stand with heads held high,
to those who'd make the poets flee
because of choice in words, do try
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Bees will fly from forests quickly back into their burning nest,
horses, handsome, strong or sickly, seek the sanctuary's rest,
men will break their word each Sunday, honest thoughts evaporate,
Yes, I knew the man, Ted Bundy, enemy of the great state.
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She played the leading role
in a soap opera called 'Days Of Love'.
It later turned, by popular demand
into a porno film and she decided
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Have you heard of a girl named Norina?
She's a poet and just fourteen.
Not an Artist, nor Ballerina,
but a poet with talent, and keen.
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In the sweet month of April when the clover turns green
and the fox and the wolf go a-hunting again,
is the life of the hare not worth MUCH, is it then
and the mouse and its cousins are now rarely seen.
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I love that hat, it gives some shade
to mammaries on this cute maid.
The melbourne Cup is once a year,
most visitors drink wine and beer.
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