Herbert Nehrlich Poems

At eight p.m. that foggy night
he had experienced a fright.
The dentist sat inside his clinic,
the fright would shock the biggest cynic.
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Do you recall the phrase
from yesteryear, called
'FENDER SKIRTS.'
Perhaps 'curb feelers'
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I am not smitten with the man
or what he does, day in day out.
I wonder though, just why there is
a veritable hurricane of lies
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Well, the fellow was known as O'Hara.
And the beauty was loved as Sweet Tara.
Once he barged in the room
like a grouch of a groom
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A boy, whose mother liked to whip
his hide whenever he gave lip,
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Blade number three,
start cutting at the toes
up past the knee
soon hit the Roman nose,
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Matilda sat in her recliner
and read a book called Diet Diner.
A guru stopped her on the street
when she was buying food to eat.
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So, here I sit, drink rhubarb wine
and dream about my Valentine.
She's in New York to see a wizard
the telly showed a great big blizzard.
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The snow comes down so lilywhite
I wonder what it means
it is a most delicious sight
I love those frosty scenes.
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A coward is a person who
could never wear another's shoe.
There is a pattern you should know
they're good in putting on a show.
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