In the beginning Suit met Tai
then the Tai-gerr came
out of Tai-land,
a Tai-raid started,
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Hans Dralle owned a little pig
Though it was cute, it was not big.
The pig spent all his day just scratching
one morning when the boys were thatching
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As we approach the holidays
our members think of novel ways
to spread the message far and wide
and be, for some, a trusted guide.
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Sits assistant in the chair,
on his lap with thick blond hair
slumps a boy, mouth open wide,
one strong hand on either side.
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On the beach stood a small villa
owned by Mister Heineken.
Christmas Day a huge gorilla
broke the window to the den.
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Es steht in unserer kleinen Stadt
ein Plumsklo, ganz aus Glas.
Nur einer, der die Nerven hat
kann sagen dass er sass,
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Imagine this, a rose
descended from the thorns of age
of royal origins in distant lands,
she caught the eye of a young man,
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Sick of the misery of Lent
he'd taken, from his shed the tent.
And stocked his car with beer and food -
in minutes he was in the mood.
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