Herbert Nehrlich Poems

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1621.
Little Mutt

Little dog went down the street
to the corner where dogs meet
said Hello to Saint Bernard
spotting him was not too hard
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1622.
One

Sitting here with my old gun
name is Herbie, I'm a Hun
through the window peeks the sun
there it is, another ONE.
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1623.
The Roachkiller

I sat at my computer then
out in the soundproof little den
was munching on some Gouda cheese
when like a small but ugly tease
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1624.
Gray Cats At Night

I was so friggin' proud of her,
simply because she really was
without a flaw, as if ye Gods
had made her specially for me.
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1625.
De Ribbe

Die Rippe ist schon wieder gut
kein Schmerz behindert nun das Leben.
Zum Rolfie geht's mit frohem Mut,
es heilt noch mehr der Saft der Reben.
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1626.
Meiner Lieben Mama Zum Muttertag

Ein Roeslein spriesst aus jungem Blatt,
begossen von zwei Traenen.
Der Gott der Blumen laechelt matt
mit strahlend gruenen Zaehnen.
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1627.
The Old Recluse

Those frigid mornings by the creek
pull gently on my peasant's blouse.
A rainbow trout is what I seek
the favourite breakfast of my spouse.
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1628.
Are My Test Results Back?

His operation had been a success,
a student nurse arrived with sponge and soap.
He slurred his speech, 'hello my dear, God bless.'
She knew he was still under all that dope.
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1629.
Contempt

Let us enjoy our poetry
a given in a land that's free.
Though politics may bother some
ignoring it will keep us dumb.
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1630.
Two Drunks

Two swaying figures wandered down the street
fluorescent shirts said 'SHATTER BOMB' in red.
They had escaped the detox clinic prematurely,
and still digested their diazepam, taking sweet time.
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