It must come down said she who knows,
a handyman is needed.
With crafty Stihl, and he must climb
up to the very top.
...
You slut, I found you in the gutter
with nothing in the way of money,
just needlemarks and drugs and clutter
you looked at me and mumbled 'Honey'.
...
Fifteen hundred steps of stone
to the nearest telephone.
Up on top inside the tower
waking at ungodly hour,
...
The snow had started at noon.
It was New Year's Eve again,
another year down the drain.
My new toy, metallic blue, ABS,
...
He was a petrol sniffing man
he always carried one big can
to drive the hot rod at high speed
he had this everlasting need
...
In the town of Bullheadcity
lived an aging but quite witty
Indian woman from the Pima
who was carrying oedema
...
They stood in knee deep waters of the river
and madly brushed the shredded skin off bodies.
Two phosphorus grenades had caused a shiver
of panicstricken fliers in their bloody
...
There once was a fat one with tits
who was missing some cognitive bits
but she could not resist
to try dancing the twist
...
So, since she asked, I told my wife
that all of us will die some day
and in the first five years of life
ye Gods reveal to us, you may
...
You have an overwhelming need
to smoke that foul tobacco weed
you ruin your lungs when you inhale
it makes your facial skin so pale
...