He coughed so hard
the linings of his lungs
peeled off and were propelled
through Valplast partials
...
He walked into the conference,
confronted all too sudden by
the earnest decibels of intellect
and penguin-like tuxedos.
...
Just think my friend, what does it mean
when no more flowers can be seen
the sight of flowers does surprise,
their beauty, gentle to the eyes
...
Imagine, if you will, a stage.
And standing there, a wrinkled sage.
His name is Guy de Maupassant
long dead of course, yet - nonobstant -
...
He had, in his ninety years
opened the cranky door
that let the horses out
and hay and fodder in,
...
A town in England, name of York,
is where they hatched the famous Stork.
It's also where the silly rumour
(preposterous, devoid of humour) ,
...
Is it something I said
or a fart in your head?
I am sure it is you
who can't live in a shoe.
...
He's nothing like Hannibal
but so human an animal.
His poetry shows
that the blood within flows
...
My belly aches for precious food
my androgens are in the mood,
one foot already in the grave
the other one acts rather brave.
...
The Devil had gone down the stack
of the big ironworks in town
and in his haste he hurt his back
and counted souls when he touched down.
...