Herbert Nehrlich Poems

I did, mein Herr,
stick up two fingers,
they had been treated
as you had asked
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She'd fiddled with her face,
applied a half a pound
of beige foundation from
La Maison de Charleroi,
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Could management please have a peek
at poemhunters page this week.
It seems there is a naked man
with features of an 'also ran'
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Some Yankee supermarket malls
may be surrounded by stone walls.
And in between the Malls and walls
you'll find the male and female stalls.
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A lanky humanoid named Gus
was driving a big yellow bus.
The bus was crammed with noisy pupils
of which a handful had no scruples.
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That damned depression
caused by confession
in lengthy session.
The priest's obsession
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Out of a cloud appeared a hand
it showed the middlefinger raised
below, the people on the land
were simply stunned and quite amazed.
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Wer reitet so spaet duch Nacht und Wind?
Es ist der Pfarrer und der Pfarrer ist blind.
Er traut seinem Pferd das nach Hause ihn bringt
und der Klang von vier Hufen ins Ohre ihm dringt.
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A Northern Minnesota Hippy
went on a trip to Mississippi.
He didn't like the heat and flies
but fell in love with Southern pies.
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At first there was some titillation
then, hush my darling, fornication,
describing it, as a sensation
I'd say it is infatuation.
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