Herbert Nehrlich Poems

Hit Title Date Added
1001.
Beans

There once was a lady of means,
she was thrown out of New Orleans.
Had no money nor skills
and a need for green pills
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1002.
Lies

When Nathan asked 'why can't I lie',
his mother, who was baking pie
explained that following her lead
would get to Heaven him indeed.
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1003.
Reality

Inside the womb I dreamed.
And dreamed my way
into this world
of stark reality.
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1004.
Renata

It's half past nine now, getting lonely at the beach.
She must be taking special care in preparation
of all cosmetic signs that can be yet enhanced.
Though if she asked me, nothing need be done.
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1005.
Mark Kingmountainfry

There once was a fellow named Mark
he did harbour a streak that was dark.
In his strawberry pie
he discovered a fly
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1006.
Pantyhose Puzzle

Here's a puzzle in poetry prose
take an average pantyhose
if you wanted to hide
real critters inside
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1007.
No Rose

And I suppose
a rose that's on the nose
could be
an unwashed pantyhose.
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1008.
Breakup And Harvest

He'd seen it coming
for so many months.
Things had not been
conducive to
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1009.
Schwert

Da steht er nun, der Boesewicht
ein muedes Laecheln im Gesicht.
Er haelt das Schwert, holt aus zum Schwung...
In diesem Reich da stirbt man jung.
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1010.
Cleavage

She came into the room,
flaunting, she said, but then,
I do not know what it would be,
that she could use. She grunted,
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