George Hunter Poems

Three cheers for the red white and blue
And the orange and brown and purple too.

I got out my paints, all that were there
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I really do hate to boast
But I made some delicious Frenchman's toast.
Mixed two eggs so nice and round
Fried the bread until ‘twas brown.
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Engineers once figured it out
And they are seldom wrong, no doubt.
Calculated on the old slide rule
Once a very useful tool.
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There was a dumb blonde named Lorraine
Who stood too close to a train.
—It went by so fast
—It tore off her ass
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Boys will be boys
And girls will be girls.
Boys have crewcuts
And girls have curls.
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I once took a trip to Milwaukee
Hoping to drink some beer
But it was the wrong time of the year
'Cause all that I saw was ice and snow
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There are so many important unanswered
Questions in this world.
Number one would be
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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As I was flying through the air
My Flight Attendant was so fair.
I politely asked her for a drink
She said, 'What do you think
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How high the moon?
How deep the lagoon?
I guess I'll never know.
How far is the sun?
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I can make a silly rhyme
Almost any old time
For a nickel or a dime
Or a vodka with a lime.
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