George Hunter Poems

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21.
T V

Don't comlain about the telly
About how it makes one sick to the belly
About how it turns your brain to jelly.
Tired of hearing political rants?
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22.
Banana Peel

There was a young girl from Savanny
Who stepped on a yellow bananny
She said, Oh gee whiz,
How clumsy I is.
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23.
Buffalos

Oh give me a home where the buffalo roam
And I’ll show you a home
Where you dare not sit
‘Cause everything’s covered with buffalo chips.
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24.
Tuesday's Child

It's Tuesday. it's Tuesday,
By Gosh, by Gee, it's Tuesday.
Will this be my Goodnewsday
Or just another Bluesday?
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25.
001-The Story Of Noah's Ark

One day when Noah had nothing better to do
He spent the day coveting his neighbor's ass and his wife's ass too.
He said, 'I know very well that I won't by God be smitten
As the Ten Commandments haven't even yet been written.'
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26.
A Case For Sherlock Holmes

Get up Dear Watson, don't pretend you're sick,
We've got crimes to solve and clues to pick.
We can't just lie around all day
We've got to get going and be on our way.
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27.
I Love A Girl From Katmandu

My love is a girl from Katmandu
She confessed to me she loved me true.
Her love I did reciprocate
It was the mighty hand of Fate.
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28.
Cowboy

There was a cowboy from LaGrange
Who spent his time riding the range
When he saw a cow,
He branded it now.
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29.
Tall

There was this dude named McCall
Who was very, very tall.
It doesn’t worry him yet
It’s a good thing, you bet
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30.
Bird Feeding

Put out some birdseed today
But the sparrows all flew away.
They saw the cat
And away they did scat
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