George Hunter Poems

When I wake up from my slumber
I realize that two's the number.
Sleeping alone is so inferior
To two in bed which is superior.
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Just sittin' around wonderin' what to munch
When it again came time to make my lunch.
Looked around, first couldn't find nothin',
Thought to myself, there must be somethin'.
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This Guy's wife made him go to a Shrink
Because he wouldn't get offa the drink.
Doc said, I know it has been a strain
But I want to lob off a piece of your brain
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As I was walking down the road
Upon the road I spied a toad
Upon the toad I saw a load
A load of grass that he'd just mowed.
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When I was in Bolivia
I met this girl named Olivia.
She said, You know me
I don't work for free
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When I was retired and past my prime
I didn't know what to do with my time,
So I took a little trip down to the coast
To olde Louisiana where they have the most.
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I knew this babe from the city
And on me she wouldn't take pity.
She'd tease through the night
With no later delight.
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Today I'm in a stew
Because I'm out of brew.
Weather's bad, you clown
So you can't go to town
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A man named Bart from LaMart
Had perfected the art of the fart.
He filled the air
With aromas so rare
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Herman Melville (1819-1891)
Said it much better than I
And I quote:
'Backward and forward
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