George Hunter Poems

Haiku poetry
Such a paucity of words
Five, seven, and five.
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It gives me great pleasure as CEO to address
This erudite conglomeration of nerdnicks today
And explain the functional coordinated application
Of this special relational database
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As I was walking through the grass
I grabbed my girlfriend by the ass.
—It felt so nice and round and plump
—I’ve never felt a better rump.
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If only I hadn’t
That’s the story of my life
And the one thing that’s caused me so much strife.
If only I’d been more nice and kind,
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Some clever rhymster of note
Once wrote:
'One day as I looked up on high,
Something dropped into my eye.
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There was a young gal from Nome
Who couldn't find her way home.
—Had a few shots at a bar
—So she couldn't be far
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Sitting up late, watching the tube
Sitting here feeling just like aboob.
Just like a setter,
I should know better
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A rose tattoo must be
Painful to get
Especially on the reverse
Of where you sit.
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Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow,
(That reads like a Shakespeare play)
Or Cormac in one of his stories
Where he has a character say:
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Billy the Kid, Billy the Kid
A real bad guy ‘cause of the things he did.
Shot his first man when only seven
Could of waited until he was eleven.
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