Gelett Burgess

(30 January 1866 – 18 September 1951 / Boston, Massachusetts)

Gelett Burgess Poems

1. The Purple Cow 5/13/2001
2. A Woman's Reason 5/13/2001
3. The Goops 1/20/2003
4. The Floorless Room 5/13/2001
5. My Feet 5/13/2001
6. The Lazy Roof 5/13/2001
7. The Purple Cow: Suite 5/13/2001
8. An Alphabet of Famous Goops 5/13/2001
9. On Digital Extremities 5/13/2001
10. Nonsense Verses 4/12/2010
11. I'd Rather Have Habits Than Clothes 4/12/2010
12. Abstemia 4/12/2010
13. Abstrosophy 4/12/2010
14. Psycholophon 4/12/2010
15. Table Manners 4/4/2012

The Purple Cow: Suite

Ah, Yes! I Wrote the 'Purple Cow' --
I'm Sorry, now, I Wrote it!
But I can Tell you Anyhow,
I'll Kill you if you Quote it!

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