Gelett Burgess

(30 January 1866 – 18 September 1951 / Boston, Massachusetts)

Poems of Gelett Burgess

1. A Woman's Reason 5/13/2001
2. Abstemia 4/12/2010
3. Abstrosophy 4/12/2010
4. An Alphabet of Famous Goops 5/13/2001
5. I'd Rather Have Habits Than Clothes 4/12/2010
6. My Feet 5/13/2001
7. Nonsense Verses 4/12/2010
8. On Digital Extremities 5/13/2001
9. Psycholophon 4/12/2010
10. Table Manners 4/4/2012
11. The Floorless Room 5/13/2001
12. The Goops 1/20/2003
13. The Lazy Roof 5/13/2001
14. The Purple Cow 5/13/2001
15. The Purple Cow: Suite 5/13/2001

On Digital Extremities

I'd Rather have Fingers than Toes;
I'd Rather have Ears than a Nose;
And As for my Hair,
I'm Glad it's All There;
I'll be Awfully Sad, when it Goes!

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