(12/24/2014 7:28:00 AM)
Some people say I am the best at swearing,
With pointy, poky emphasis, on the syllables I'm airing,
With the '..at', and the '..it' and the '..ick' and the '..uck'
Sometimes all that comes out out of my mouth is just muck....
Pronouncing the words, I take pride in my 'slang',
I can swear better, than any youth gang!
I think I've must have the right shaped gob,
For the finest expletives, I'm just the job...
(12/24/2014 1:01:00 AM)
A man l know was always itching to get on with life that's why he always started from scratch
(12/18/2014 10:02:00 AM)
'Miiiiiiiiiiiims! ! ! ! '
'Miiiiiiiiiiiims! ! ! ! '
'How you do! ! ! '
'U OK! ! ! '
'Want some water???'
'Want some Bickeeees! ! ! '
Just Listen to me, what the hell am I on?
I sound like one of the BeeGees, with his balls being stepped on! ! !
I dont even like cats, I want a dog for a pet! ! !
but my mrs keeps on saying, 'we cannot get one yet'.
But I do like Mims, she is my cat, and I Love her silly face,
I just wish she was called rover and she had a ball to chase.
So if you ever walk by a house and you hear a stupid high pitch tone,
Saying 'Miiiiiiims' and 'Moooos' and 'Bickeeees', Its probably my home.
(12/7/2014 12:16:00 PM)
He rode out of the west, his gun was the best but there wasn't one notch on his colt
You see, he ate beans in the night and if the wind was just right his rivals knew just when to bolt
(12/6/2014 3:26:00 AM)
Because he was ill he kept taking his pill thinking that would be that
Now l could not swear what the side effects were
But there was always a place for his hat
(12/5/2014 2:04:00 PM)
Too much Viagra
His excitement could never be hid
He thanked the lord for that which he did
On the day he was buried by four men he was carried
In a box with a hole in the lid
(11/14/2014 10:25:00 PM)
A man doesn't automatically get my respect. He has to get down in the dirt and beg for it. -Jack Handey
(10/29/2014 6:36:00 PM)
(yeah you totally laughed and you know it!)
(8/23/2014 3:21:00 PM)
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How can a man without teeth or a denture laugh or smile?Replies for this message:
(11/1/2014 3:20:00 AM)
Dentist can do better answers, but it would not be an original smile or laugh sad.....hey!
(10/14/2014 10:07:00 AM)
Interesting. I enjoyed reading your joke, but I wanted to say that you can laugh without teeth and smiling from the inside matters more.
- Melikhaya Zagagana (11/1/2014 3:20:00 AM) Post reply
(8/22/2014 4:35:00 AM)
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One day a man wanted to sit the coffee, but instead he sat in the tea. Ha.. ha.. ha...!
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