Flying Lemming Poems

First choose what mood you are in the take the numbered words in that list and put them in the corresponding places to get your poem.

A 1 of 2 was the first thing I noticed
And it made me think of 3
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I walked down the street
Following my feet
Down the road I went
My hair was flocculent (1)
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Two cows stood in a field as cows often do
One called Daisy the other called May
Daisy chewed some grass and then said ‘moo’
May replied ‘that’s what I was going to say’
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You can say what you want, just not so anyone can hear
You can live how you want, just not while living here
You can criticise those in power, just never out loud
You can be an individual, as long as you stay in the crowd
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I was outside the pub with paper and pen
Ready to jot down a poem when
I noticed something odd happen there
As I looked around my chair
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The frost on the grass looks almost like glass
The mist in the air drifts slowly
The cold on the pane reaches me again
As the ground looks chilled below me
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You’ll never do it, not a chance
I can see you’re useless at a glance
You haven’t got the skills you need
The craft, the poise, the will, the speed
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I sometimes wonder if animals have a better life
Do they live more happily without the stress or strife
They don’t have to wait for calls, don’t have to wait in line
And there’s no fashion issues if you’re naked all the time
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I stand outside all night cos you wont put me away
My silver body work is a grim kind of grey
You drive me miles and miles every single day
It’s not much fun being your car
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I’m a happy dog at the park
I yelp and woof and bark
Along with the sound
Us dogs run around
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