Edward Hayes56

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'Is Jupiter bigger? ' she said, in bed, atop his head (Fred) . Is that appropriate he asked, as he fondled a plant, a plant from mars, a plantian, why would any plant be more than hugh grant, for he like a jew wears only one shoe, the tight plantian.
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To find happiness is a task, much hard, said captain piccard, on the starship valdemard, as he approached a monster the likes never seen before, which squirmed on the floor like a broken trapdoor,
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Summer again, when will it rain, when will it rain,
It is a pain, summer again, summer again,
With bloody wasps and troublesome bees, when will it rain,
I hate this damned english sun,
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Dr. double dee, don't trouble me, I'll smash him up like F banged the letter T, I pull out my shotty and show him whats for, he won't withstand my power and chainsaw-e.
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There once was a lonely boy called shay, he lived gaurded the 48, shay was addicted to hay for this his prefered choice of the day. SHAY WAS A HORSE.
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Ohhhhhhhhh, there once was a sponge who didn't like tea,
Spongepants no work,
Only coffee it was for he,
Spongepants no work,
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It was a dark and stormy breakfast,
The toast was damp and I wondered why we had never purchased a roof on our 5 floor apartment, (
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