David Shoestring Poems
|2.||Lust To Dust - 'oscar Night'||3/1/2014|
|3.||We Are What We Were||3/7/2014|
|4.||The Odd Hundred Thousand Pounds||3/10/2014|
|5.||The Hot-Water Bott'all||3/16/2014|
|6.||The Division Bell||1/15/2015|
|7.||The 'thunderer' - The Times' Newpaper||1/15/2015|
|8.||Blow Wind, Blow||10/6/2015|
|9.||The Headmaster Invites...||10/6/2015|
|12.||The 'cornishman' At Snow Hill||11/10/2015|
|13.||'Old Money' - Handsworth Wood Road -new-||11/11/2015|
|14.||King Of The Western Sea||4/3/2014|
|15.||Power To The People?||3/19/2014|
|16.||'New Money' - Englestead Close||4/3/2014|
|17.||I Just Farted In Marks & Spencers||4/5/2014|
|18.||Life Of Cards||4/3/2014|
|19.||The Night Before Christmas||3/7/2014|
The Night Before Christmas
T’was the night before Christmas;
A knock came to the door.
T’was a message from the Shoestring’s
To say they’d moved house once more.
Well! Santa set fire to his whiskas;
Uncle Holly threw a fit.
The Elves doubled up with laughter,
They didn’t care one bit.
You see, the presents had already been labelled,
The Sleigh was packed and set to go.
The Stars were lit
And the Clouds switched on
To ensure a good fall of snow.
Rudolph’s nose grew visibly paler.
The Reindeers stamped their hooves,
Making sparks fly from the ...
Life Of Cards
In Life I’ve tried to play my card.
I’ve tried, God knows, so very hard.
And yet, somehow it seems to me
That Fate misdeals the cards to me.
Deuces, fives and nines at best,
Whilst passing aces to the rest.
May I ask, O Lord, if you are able