David Shoestring

Rookie - 218 Points (Birmingham)

David Shoestring Poems

1. Email 2/25/2014
2. Lust To Dust - 'oscar Night' 3/1/2014
3. We Are What We Were 3/7/2014
4. The Odd Hundred Thousand Pounds 3/10/2014
5. The Hot-Water Bott'all 3/16/2014
6. The Division Bell 1/15/2015
7. The 'thunderer' - The Times' Newpaper 1/15/2015
8. Blow Wind, Blow 10/6/2015
9. The Headmaster Invites... 10/6/2015
10. Wembury Beach 10/29/2015
11. Toy Train 11/5/2015
12. The 'cornishman' At Snow Hill 11/10/2015
13. 'Old Money' - Handsworth Wood Road -new- 11/11/2015
14. King Of The Western Sea 4/3/2014
15. Power To The People? 3/19/2014
16. 'New Money' - Englestead Close 4/3/2014
17. I Just Farted In Marks & Spencers 4/5/2014
18. Life Of Cards 4/3/2014
19. The Night Before Christmas 3/7/2014
Best Poem of David Shoestring

The Night Before Christmas

T’was the night before Christmas;
A knock came to the door.
T’was a message from the Shoestring’s
To say they’d moved house once more.
Well! Santa set fire to his whiskas;
Uncle Holly threw a fit.
The Elves doubled up with laughter,
They didn’t care one bit.
You see, the presents had already been labelled,
The Sleigh was packed and set to go.
The Stars were lit
And the Clouds switched on
To ensure a good fall of snow.
Rudolph’s nose grew visibly paler.
The Reindeers stamped their hooves,
Making sparks fly from the ...

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Life Of Cards

In Life I’ve tried to play my card.
I’ve tried, God knows, so very hard.
And yet, somehow it seems to me
That Fate misdeals the cards to me.

Deuces, fives and nines at best,
Whilst passing aces to the rest.

May I ask, O Lord, if you are able

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