David Shoestring

Rookie - 32 Points (Birmingham)

David Shoestring Poems

1. Email 2/25/2014
2. Hornby Trains 3/2/2014
3. Lust To Dust - 'Oscar Night' 3/1/2014
4. The Odd Hundred Thousand Pounds 3/10/2014
5. The Hot-Water Bott'All 3/16/2014
6. We Are What We Were 3/7/2014
7. King Of The Western Sea 4/3/2014
8. The Division Bell 1/15/2015
9. The 'Thunderer' 1/15/2015
10. Sunny Jim 3/19/2014
11. 'New Money' - Englestead Close 4/3/2014
12. 'Old Money' - Handsworth Wood Road 4/3/2014
13. Marks & Sparks 4/5/2014
14. Life Of Cards 4/3/2014
15. Starry Gazey Pie 2/27/2014
16. The Night Before Christmas 3/7/2014
Best Poem of David Shoestring

The Night Before Christmas

T’was the night before Christmas;
A knock came to the door.
T’was a message from the Shoestring’s
To say they’d moved house once more.
-
Well! Santa set fire to his whiskas;
Uncle Holly threw a fit.
The Elves doubled up with laughter,
They didn’t care one bit.
-
You see, the presents had already been labelled,
The Sleigh was packed and set to go.
The Stars were lit
And the Clouds switched on
To ensure a good fall of snow.
-
Rudolph’s nose grew visibly paler.
The Reindeers stamped their hooves,
Making sparks fly from the ...

Read the full of The Night Before Christmas

The Hot-Water Bott'All

Poor old Paul had such a life
Trying to look after
His beloved wife.
For her he did everything;
He did it’all.
Until she killed him -
With a hot-water bott’all.
-
Threw it down the stairs

[Hata Bildir]