David Shoestring

Rookie - 39 Points (Birmingham)

David Shoestring Poems

1. Email 2/25/2014
2. Hornby Trains 3/2/2014
3. Lust To Dust - 'Oscar Night' 3/1/2014
4. The Odd Hundred Thousand Pounds 3/10/2014
5. The Hot-Water Bott'All 3/16/2014
6. We Are What We Were 3/7/2014
7. King Of The Western Sea 4/3/2014
8. The Division Bell 1/15/2015
9. The 'Thunderer' 1/15/2015
10. Power To The People? 3/19/2014
11. 'New Money' - Englestead Close 4/3/2014
12. 'Old Money' - Handsworth Wood Road 4/3/2014
13. I Just Farted In Marks & Spencers 4/5/2014
14. Life Of Cards 4/3/2014
15. Starry Gazey Pie 2/27/2014
16. The Night Before Christmas 3/7/2014
Best Poem of David Shoestring

The Night Before Christmas

T’was the night before Christmas;
A knock came to the door.
T’was a message from the Shoestring’s
To say they’d moved house once more.
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Well! Santa set fire to his whiskas;
Uncle Holly threw a fit.
The Elves doubled up with laughter,
They didn’t care one bit.
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You see, the presents had already been labelled,
The Sleigh was packed and set to go.
The Stars were lit
And the Clouds switched on
To ensure a good fall of snow.
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Rudolph’s nose grew visibly paler.
The Reindeers stamped their hooves,
Making sparks fly from the ...

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Starry Gazey Pie

How jolly it is still on Wembury beach
To see bright waters lit with sun,
And proud parents shine with glee
Watching their noisy offsprings run,
And chased, splash with shrieks
Into the frothy, slippy sloppy sea.
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Many were the timeless, childhood summers spent
At Sherford Road, from where on Sundays we went,

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